Sunday, September 03, 2006

Questions

Another great question received at work, was "Is it first come at the orphanage and how do you pick the one you want" followed by "If they get ugly, can you return them?"


uhm.....do I even bother???

2 comments:

Suzanne said...

My answer to questions like that.

Lean foward.
Lovingly touch their arm.
Say in a hushed voice, "Do you realize that that was a rather rude remark?"

or

"Why would you say such a thing?"

Best,

Suzanne

Mandy said...

or you could lean forward, touch their arm and say in just above a whisper..."did your parents return you?"
Just kidding. Okay - that was awful but so is the original question.